Docking Integrity Protocol T-shirt

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9 out of 10 sailors approve the other one just hasn't returned to the dock yet.

If the tee's not right, we'll make it right. No hard feelings.

Free Returns — Easy as Docking Downwind

Shipped Fast, No Dead Calm

Built for the boat. Ready for the excuses.

This Gildan Softstyle® 64000 tee is made for long days on the water, sandbar sessions, dock repairs that never get finished, and the story you tell about it afterward (with a few details improved). Lightweight, soft, and comfortable whether you’re the captain, the crew, or the person in charge of snacks. Each shirt is printed after you order, so no extra inventory sits around collecting dust like that boat cover you swore you’d fix.

Lightweight ring-spun fabric that stays cool when the sun’s out and the shade isn’t
Modern classic fit, comfortable enough to wear from launch to last call
Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton
Grey & Antique Heathers: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Heathers: 65% polyester, 35% cotton

100% Ring Spun Cotton — Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk, so it fits the same wash after wash, unlike your excuses for still not checking the oil.

Breathable Fabric — Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric keeps you comfortable from sunrise coffee to sunset "one more drink."

True-to-Size Unisex Fit — Relaxed, comfortable silhouette that fits most body types with ease. No tailoring required, unlike your docking technique.

Reinforced Durability — Double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear — more reliable than your first mate's promise to "definitely help with the lines this time."

Seamless Collar — Quarter-turned construction eliminates the center crease and holds its shape over time, no captain's log of complaints required.

Tear-Away Label — Easy-to-remove label for tagless comfort, no residue. One less thing to untangle, unlike literally every line on the boat.

30-Day Money Back Guarantee — Love your tee or your money back. No questions asked, no docking fee.

Printed in the USA — All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA — Florida and Texas, to be exact, by people who also don't know how to dock on the first try.

Look Good, Feel Better, Comfort That Doesn't Quit

Feel the difference in fabric that's soft, breathable, and built to survive whatever the day throws at it. Every shirt is made to last — through dock disasters, unplanned swims, and the occasional questionable docking attempt. Comfortable enough for the trip out, tough enough for the story you'll tell about it later.

FAQs

We're a US-based company, and every order is printed right here in the USA — our print partners are in Florida and Texas.

Not yet — right now we ship within the United States only, and we're working on reaching more countries soon. Check our shipping policy for rates and delivery times.

Yes! As soon as your order ships, we'll email you a tracking number so you can follow your package all the way to your door.

We use high-quality fabrics that feel soft on the skin and hold up wash after wash. Exact materials vary by item — you'll find the full details on each product page.

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