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Dock Around T-shirt

Sale price  From $29.99 Regular price $39.99
  • Does my Boat Think of Me with Moon T-Shirt

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  • Bad Words T-shirt

    Sale price  From $29.99 Regular price $39.99
  • Guess Navigator T-Shirt

    Sale price  From $29.99 Regular price $39.99
  • B.o.a.t. expenses T-Shirt

    Sale price  From $29.99 Regular price $39.99
  • Blocking the Dock T-shirt

    Sale price  From $29.99 Regular price $39.99
  • Boat Ramp Judge T-Shirt

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  • Corner Office T-Shirt

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  • FAQs

    Where are you located?

    We're American-made and dock-tested. Every shirt gets printed right here in the USA — Florida and Texas, to be exact — by people who probably also don't know how to dock on the first try. No overseas mystery boxes, no six-week shipping black hole. Just good tees, made close to home, ready in time for your next Captain's hour.

    Do you ship internationally?

    Not yet, but we're working on it. Right now we only ship within the US — think of it as us still figuring out how to dock at more marinas. More countries are coming, we promise. Check our shipping policy for rates and delivery times.

    Will I get a tracking number for my order?

    Yes! As soon as your order sets sail, we'll email you a tracking number — so you can watch it make its way to your door, no captain's log required.

    What materials are your products made of?

    We use quality fabric that feels good on your skin and holds up wash after wash — because your gear should outlast your excuses for not checking the oil. Exact materials vary by item, so check the product page for the full details.

    Free Shipping

    On All Orders Over $75 — because free shipping is one thing we're actually good at.

    Secure Checkout

    100% Encrypted & Private — Your info's locked up tighter than the cooler on a Saturday.

    Sustainable Materials

    Eco-Friendly, Plant-Based & Recycled Fabrics — Good for the planet, good for the water we actually like being on.

    Easy 30-Day Returns

    Hassle-Free Returns — Didn't work out? No hard feelings, no fine print, no walking the plank. Just easy returns, peace of mind included.